Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

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Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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guess what what that wasnt it

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what is red and smells like paint red paint

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's 9+10 Ebola

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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