What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

what is orange? an orange

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

Lets Go Lakers!

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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