- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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