- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

Female Orgasms

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

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