3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

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Fine, ladies first.

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A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

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Then none of us want to be right.

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women's rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

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read me write me

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What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

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Kevin and Ramin

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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