- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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