- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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