- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

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