- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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Where's my tractor?

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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