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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

What did Valerie get for her birthday? Nothing. Because no one loves her

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long

A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

what happens when a white guy goes to harlem he gets robbed by 5 to 10 black men

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

A plane crashes near an uncharted island with a low supply of fresh water and hardly any animals, except for a few deadly ones. How do the survivors live until rescuers show up? -There were no survivors from the plane crash

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

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Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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