- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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