What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

thumb_up thumb_down -48

A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

thumb_up thumb_down -52

In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

thumb_up thumb_down -52

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

thumb_up thumb_down -54

Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

thumb_up thumb_down +55

What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

thumb_up thumb_down +41

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

thumb_up thumb_down +39

The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

thumb_up thumb_down +35

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

thumb_up thumb_down +35

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

thumb_up thumb_down +35

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops