- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

4 hours later.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

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