- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

belly button

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??