Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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i put a oie in the oven, it baked

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

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What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

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Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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