Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

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When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

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knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

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Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

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Knock Knock there's a doorbell

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

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If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

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How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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There was once a man named Larry. Larry was an office worker for a paper company. One day when Larry was counting papers he got a papercut on his left hand. Therefore his finger began to bleed as he sat in agony. What did Larry do next? He got up and got a band-aid. Larry continued his paper work at his desk.

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Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

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Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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