whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

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Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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vote this down and i will DOX you

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

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A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

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why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

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A American seeking into mexico

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whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

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What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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