- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

A woman stopped making sandwiches.

What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

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