Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

ejaculation JLR

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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