Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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I'm rick james bitch

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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Why is it not safe for turkeys to do maths? Because they don't have the mental capacity to carry out the calculations correctly, which would be a danger in jobs such as engineering or the space industry. Furthermore, they are unable to understand the concept of numbers or symbols and therefore have no motivation to solve mathematical problems; and even if they did, they don't have the dexterity or education to write out the solutions.

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Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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Get it? More.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

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Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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