What is the best joke ever? 1D

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

What walks on it's hands My uncle

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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