- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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