- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

PENIS

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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