I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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Knock knock.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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