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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

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