A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

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- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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Anti Joke

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