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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

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What is short and yellow? Most Asians

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Pickles are moist.

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Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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