- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

I like U.............................nicorns :D

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

It's all Taggart

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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