Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

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What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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