- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Jersey Shore.

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

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