A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

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A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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If God gives you lemons you find a new God

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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