- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

Black people in Camden NJ.

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

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