Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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