- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

a blonde and a brunet are in an elevator. a man walks in the brunet says to the blonde "he has dandruff, he needs head and shoulders.' then the blonde says "we can give him head, but how can we give him shoulders."

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

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