- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

Once there was an English man, A Scottish man and an Irsh man. They were all in a scenario where each of them had to undetake a task. The English man and the Scottish man undertook their task without any problems, but the Irish man was confused resulting in a hilarious outcome.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

A train conducter conducts at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph, if he goes under 2 bridges and over 3 hills what did the conductors mother have for dinner that night. Nothing she was raped then promptly murdered.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

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