- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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I was watching Fox news.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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