Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

A lot eh?

roak

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

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