Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

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never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

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Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

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What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

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What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

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Holy Tulip Answer- Sexy Mofo

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

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you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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womens rights

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