Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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2 black kids walk into school

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A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

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What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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