Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

An Aisian failed a test

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

Boxing on Boxing Day

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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