- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

so today i took a poop. hehe

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

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