- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

why was the old man on the ground he fell

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

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