- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

i killed my family

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

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