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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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