Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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What's red, white, and blue? light purple

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

Homo say what?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

A blonde girl walks into a car.

Niall Horan

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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