A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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What's sad about a black guy driving up a hill in a car? It's yor car

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? Cindy your neighbor. I was wondering if I could borrow some milk, I ran out.

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Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After a while, the bartender comes over to him and asks if he would like another beer. He says no and leaves.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

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why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

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What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

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Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

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why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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