- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

pretty soon we'll all be dead

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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