Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

mexicans fishing

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Girls Lacrosse.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

What's your blood type? Red.

Ms Leong Sux

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