- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

Charlie Sheen is winning

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

i killed my family

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

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