- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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