Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

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why didnt the whiteperson sit down at obama's election? because he had hemorrhoids

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A skinny white prisoner dropped his soap in the shower. So the big, ripped, black prisoner who was showering next to him picked up the soap and handed it back to him. The skinny white prisoner said "Thank you" and continued with his shower.

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A white man walks into a bar. He stabs 4 people and 1 escapes with extremem blood hemorages. his fanily later finds him bleeding on their family car. They take him to the hospital where he is put on life support. Later that night they are told there is nothing the doctors can do and the man slips away in his sleep. Who is to blame? The black guy in prison.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

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there is nothing better than waking up to realise that your being hugged by your partner unless that partner is not home

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Roses are red. Violets are purple

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

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What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

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Why is it a shame if a kid gets run over by a car? I like the newspaper headlines about stabbings better.

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

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Roses are red, Violets are violet,

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The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

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What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

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If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

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A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

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What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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Knock knock Come in

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Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

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