- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

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What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.