my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

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How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

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What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

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(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

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Caroline Kelly.

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how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

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Why did the house burn down? Obama

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

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I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

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Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

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THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

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knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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