How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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A black man comes home from work.

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Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

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Justin

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A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

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Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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