- Anti Joke

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

Please don't shoot me

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.