- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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