Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

A midget walked under a bar.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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