- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

A midget walked under a bar.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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