A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

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White NBA players.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

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How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

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why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

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whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

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what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

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Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

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Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

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Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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