- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

why did katy fall off her bike?

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

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I love pissing people off :P

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

A criminal walks into a bar, and shoots the bartender and has his way with the waitress. Its his bar now.

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