Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

whats brown and booky a book.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

How come anti jokes r funny

knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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