- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

why did your mum die young because she had canser

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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