What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

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What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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I named my son ps2 controller

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

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A seal walks into a club.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

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What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

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Anti Joke

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