an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

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Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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I'm a poet and I just didn't realise

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Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

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Q- what do you call a Jew swimming in the Antarctic? A- Dead, any man wouldn't survive swimming in water that cold

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

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Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

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Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

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Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

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What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

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Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Man comes home and sees another dying man lying in the center of his house. He yells at the man, "HEY I DONT KNOW YOU" The man on the floor replies, "That's funny, my family used to say the same thing"

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What happened when they asked Steve if he was feeling blue? He confessed and went to prison for a long time for molesting that poor dog.

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What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

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Two eggs are in a frying pan. One egg says to the other, "Gee, it's getting hot in here!" The other one says, "Shit, a talking egg!!"

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rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

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Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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