Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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How tall is oprah.. 5'7

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What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

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Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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whats worse than gill? nothing

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What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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