- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Dwarf Shortage

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

Rush Limbaugh

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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