- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

where is the world?

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

A seal walks into a club.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

whats my name? Matt

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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