- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a banana? A banana.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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