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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

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Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

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