What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

William wright is Gay

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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