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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

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why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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