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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and talks to the woman sitting next to him. The woman took out a cigarette, and offered one to the man. The man said yes, even though he never smoked before, because he was trying to get with the woman. They smoked a few more before the woman left, and the man left shortly after. The man became a chain smoker and died 1 year later from lung cancer caused by smoking multiple packs a day.

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where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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Error 37.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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