- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

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