- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Robin, get in the car, please.

Knock, Knock Who's There

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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