- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

robin, get in the car.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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