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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

where is the world?

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

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