Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

Sir, your wife is dead

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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