What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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