A muslim paints Mohammed

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A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

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Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

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whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

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Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

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What's black, white and re(a)d all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blond are all stuck on an island 100 miles away from the nearest civilization with no resources. After 2 weeks, they decide that no one is going to save them and they have to swim for it. The brunette swims 25 miles and then gets eaten by sharks. The redhead swims 75 miles and then drowns. The blond swims 99 miles but got tired, so she swam back.

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A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

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If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

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Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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