Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

mikey is cute

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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