- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

Simon says, "I'll give you a five second head start before I mow you down with my AK47."

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

If you have a stroke, call 000

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

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