Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed skunk.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

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Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

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A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

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A frog walks into a bar and the bartender thinks he is very well evolved because frogs don't walk they hop

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

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Why can't helen keller drive a car? Because she is a woman

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pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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What does a homeless man get for Valentines Day? Divorce papers

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German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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