- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

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