- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

YEAH THEY DO!

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

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