I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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