- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

What happened to the mentaly retarted gentleman walking down the street? Nothing bad. He might a very fine woman and the went to dinner shortly after.

what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

Did you know? . You already know!

What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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