- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

you dint have to be a jew matt

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