Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

Kevin and Ramin

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Anti Joke

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