whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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robin, get in the car.

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Roses are red, violets are purple.

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david weres the slug gone

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Your mom is so fat that she has high cholesterol. Moral: I AM NOT CRAZY! Said the man to the dog.

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Why did the little girl drop her teddy bear? Because she was being sexually molested. Why did the little Jewish girl drop her teddy bear? Because gas came out of the shower-head.

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A blind, black guy walks into a building. Unfortunately it was a secret KKK building and they beat him, raped him and left him to die. Luckily he was found alive and transported to the hospital. To bad the hospital was bombed by Al Queda.

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How do you hit a clown off a swing? There are many was of acting upon this situation but the most successful approach would be hitting the clown with a heavy object,

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Meanwhile in Josh and Dannys apartment....(Danny: I'm finally gonna play amnesia! Josh: You'll die Danny: No I won't Josh: Fine tell me when your done Danny: Ok Josh: Cya 3 Hours later Danny has been stuck in a part. Of the game because he was scared to leave that spot. He builds up the courage to leave there. He sees the monster screams Josh hears runs in the room his character died in the game as Danny has a violent seizure and dies. Josh mourns the death of his friend for years.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

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What happened to the twins? 9/11

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Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

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this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

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What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

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