Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

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alert('The Game')

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The queen having a shit

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

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Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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