- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

A black student graduated High School

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

Gus's mom

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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