Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

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Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

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If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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Hail Hitler

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I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

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what do you call a young man? a little boy

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Are you gay? No. Ok.

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