how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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Ham sandwich

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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Hello penis

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Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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Anti Joke

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