- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

ur an fagit

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

I was watching Fox news.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

mitchell palmer sucks

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

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