A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

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How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

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what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

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there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

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Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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