What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

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knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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Kid: "Tell me about when you were young, Grandpa." Grandpa: "Oh, sonny, those were crazy times. My friends and I were out of control. We used to give each other wet-willies and funny arm. We'd play dandy-balls and legs-a-spread and penis-butt." Kid: "Sounds kind of gay, Grandpa. " Grandpa: "It was gay. Everyone was. But, back then, we were called pole-fancies. It was real, good old-fashioned "grab the nearest tree and hold on for dear life" gay, not today's fancy, featherbed, thread-count gay. People got hurt back then! Kid "That's gay." Grandpa: "Yeah, it was pretty gay "

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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A chicken crosses the road and goes into a bar and recites the following poem: Roses are red Violets are blue Knock Knock Who's there? Sugar is sweet Sugar is sweet who? And so are you. The bartender was confused considering she's a blonde. A genie appears and says to the Mexican he'll grant him 3 wishes. The black guy, the white guy, and the jew were at the bar also. The priest was also drinking. They all had a great time.

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After pursuing a speeding vehicle for 10km at speeds ranging from 120 - 160km/h, the police officer managed to stop the driver. The driver of the vehicle rolled down the window and asked, "What seems to be the problem officer?" to which the police officer replied, "It sounds like one of your cylinders is firing incorrectly, you have a fairly large amount of carbon build-up on and around your exhaust pipe."

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

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What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

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roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

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Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

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Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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Anti Joke

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