- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

Trump will make America great again.

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

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