What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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Get up Look in the mirror

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

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Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

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You know what's funny? Rape

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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