Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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