- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

The adventures of Helen Keller:

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

You bumder!

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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