What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

womens rights

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

Saggy Nipples By chan chan

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

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Win industrial estate, Newry

add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

Robin, get in the car!

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

Stephen Hawking can walk

Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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