- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

A black student graduated High School

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

woman's rights

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

Long joke Your such a downey

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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