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why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

Homosexualism is so gay man

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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